How do you convince a person to run you over with their truck?

Today I have to talk about the most shocking thing I think I have ever seen.  Sometimes I watch this show called World's Dumbest.  It's a decent way to pass time when I'm waiting for something else to happen or Mario and I decide to eat in front of the TV, like we did tonight.  First off, let me offer a defense as to why I can be amused by such a completely stupid show... It makes me feel smart. In fact it helps me to appreciate that all of my friends are smart, as are at least 90% of the people in my family.  And this is based on one simple answer to one simple question. "Would you ever do that? or that? or THAT?" No, most of us wouldn't.  Then there's my favorite reason for enjoying this show.  It is proof positive that Darwinism is completely false.  Otherwise most of these people would never be capable of reproducing.  That's not a judgement, just evidence.

So today I saw a clip of this guy who refers to himself as Captain Awesome on World's Dumbest Thrillseekers 5. Now I don't know if you want to go through the hassle of logging in and whatnot to watch the whole episode, so I found a piece of the clip on Youtube.

On the show You could hear a lot more of what was going on.  The driver of the truck was actually completely ignoring the guy he had just run over.  He was on the phone with 911 flipping out about his truck being on fire.

And I have a response to one of the comments below the video on Youtube.  The question was, "How did the truck even catch fire."  My answer is, "It probably had something to do with the fireworks and the mattress attached to the front of the truck."

So now I would like someone, any one to answer my sincere questions, "How do you convince a friend to run you over with his truck? And how do you convince another friend to video the entire thing?

P.S.  I'm sleepy, so this post will be edited in the morning.