Dear Evelyn,

You have a cute______.

You make me _______.

You should ______.

Someday I will ______.

You me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Repost this as "Dear (your name)" and see what kind of answers you get.

Copy and paste into a comment, fill in the blanks. You can figure it out.

Waste Some Time

Whatever you write, you should put a sample of it into this converter.

Let me know how it turns out for you. Leave a comment or email me.

I took an excerpt from a blog I wrote around three years ago.  You can read the original post here.

I was told:

Your text: 1191 characters, 234 words

Bullshit Index :0.04

Your text shows no or marginal indications of 'bullshit'-English.

Caught on Camera

This awesome tech blog called Gizmodo posted an article with some hilarious pics from Google Maps Street View. I was inspired to find some on my own.  I found some scary, some weird, some funny, and some just plain strange pictures.  Click "LinkBack" in the caption above the picture to link back to the original posting.  To view the original Gizmodo article click here.

1. This creature under the water is being called Nessie, you know, the Loch Ness Monster.  I'm personally going to guess, giant squid. LinkBack

2. This is super sweet.  It's always a good thing when the fire department has enough free time on their hands to climb a tree and rescue a kitten.  That means nothing is burning down at least. LinkBack

3. Oops, I guess they missed one. This just sucks. LinkBack

4. Ummm, yeah. Better to have a horse's head than a horse's... "Linkback" recently broke.  Sorry about that.   

5. Is that a bum napping in the street? Nope it's a Aussie that's had one too many.  Dude, next time, sleep it off on the couch. LinkBack

6. Wow, someone has too much free time on their hands.  And I'm a little concerned about their obsession with Santa.  LinkBack

7. There's nothing dynamically new about this type of "freeway art," but I really like it. LinkBack

8. Let's Play. LinkBack

9. An alien invasion in Germany, oh no!  Oops, someone put the glass over the lens without checking. LinkBack

10. Water gun fight blown way out of proportion on the web.  I can see that that gun is plastic.  People just love drama. LinkBack

11. Artists put on a show for the Google street cam van. Say that five times fast. LinkBack

12. This is the scariest shot I found.  Can you imagine being out for a walk that day and happening upon this scene?  Yikes. LinkBack

13. I know a long day of shopping always makes me tired enough to wish I could crawl home instead of walk.  Wait a minute, he forgot his bags. LinkBack

14.  I really hope she said yes. LinkBack

15. Flash back. LinkBack

16. Hey buddy, you're double parked.  LinkBack

Laugh #1

Joke

There's a lot of stereotypes that just don't make any sense. Like there are some people that think that all Asians look alike. And that's ridiculous because a ninja doesn't look like a sumo wrestler. Totally different outfits.

Thank you, Myq Kaplan.


And here goes another simple laugh. Anonymous:

What is the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying. 

Never Bored #1

Better than a coloring book...

I stumbled across a fun little program that runs on the web, no downloading required.  Just select any one of the moving tools along the bottom and experiment with clicks and drags of the mouse.  You can clear the page or save it with the simple buttons in the bottom right corner.

Here are some examples of my artistic genius.

How do you convince a person to run you over with their truck?

Today I have to talk about the most shocking thing I think I have ever seen.  Sometimes I watch this show called World's Dumbest.  It's a decent way to pass time when I'm waiting for something else to happen or Mario and I decide to eat in front of the TV, like we did tonight.  First off, let me offer a defense as to why I can be amused by such a completely stupid show... It makes me feel smart. In fact it helps me to appreciate that all of my friends are smart, as are at least 90% of the people in my family.  And this is based on one simple answer to one simple question. "Would you ever do that? or that? or THAT?" No, most of us wouldn't.  Then there's my favorite reason for enjoying this show.  It is proof positive that Darwinism is completely false.  Otherwise most of these people would never be capable of reproducing.  That's not a judgement, just evidence.

So today I saw a clip of this guy who refers to himself as Captain Awesome on World's Dumbest Thrillseekers 5. Now I don't know if you want to go through the hassle of logging in and whatnot to watch the whole episode, so I found a piece of the clip on Youtube.

On the show You could hear a lot more of what was going on.  The driver of the truck was actually completely ignoring the guy he had just run over.  He was on the phone with 911 flipping out about his truck being on fire.

And I have a response to one of the comments below the video on Youtube.  The question was, "How did the truck even catch fire."  My answer is, "It probably had something to do with the fireworks and the mattress attached to the front of the truck."

So now I would like someone, any one to answer my sincere questions, "How do you convince a friend to run you over with his truck? And how do you convince another friend to video the entire thing?

P.S.  I'm sleepy, so this post will be edited in the morning.